Saturday, June 06, 2015

Kids Say the Darndest Things


Bekah’s Questions When She was 8 Years Old 
 Hannah’s Questions When She was 6 Years Old


Questions about Daddy

1. What is something dad always says to you?
Hannah: I love you
Bekah: I’m a tom boy.
2. What makes dad happy? Hannah: When I say I love you.  Bekah:  Sticking out his tongue and burping at the table.
3. What makes daddy sad? Hannah: When I disobey.  Bekah:  When someone dies.
4. How does your daddy make you laugh? Hannah:  When I do something silly.  Bekah:He tickles me, makes faces at me and burps at the table.
5. What was your dad like as a child? Hannah:  Joyful.  Bekah:  Kind
6. How old is your daddy? Hannah:  I don’t know. . . 42.  Bekah:  44
7. How tall is your daddy? Hannah: Over the 6  Bekah: Two yard sticks.
8. What is his favorite thing to do? Hannah: Keeps a secret to go out to places.  Bekah:  Singing
9. What does your dad do when you're not around? Hannah:  Watches TV.  Bekah:  He works, plays on his iPad.
10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for? Hannah:  Being a doctor (giggles)  Bekah:  Singing and playing the drums.
11. What is your daddy really good at? Hannah:  I can’t think of anything that daddy is not good at, except going on walks.  You never go on walks.  Bekah:  Working for Papa Karl.
12. What is your dad not very good at? Hannah:  Going on walks.  Bekah:Walks
13. What does your dad do for a job? Hannah:  Goes to the office.  Bekah:  Works for Papa Karl and gets phone calls.
14.What is your dad’s favorite food? Hannah:  I have to say Ice cream.  Bekah:  Meat- tri-tip , pork chops
15.What makes you proud of your daddy?  Hannah: I’m out of ideas.  Bekah:  He gets money to pay for our school and he is very kind.
16. If your dad were a character, who would he be?  Hannah:   Mr. Banks in Mary Poppins   Bekah:  He would make a good Pooh Bear.
17. What do you and your dad do together?   Hannah:  Watch Movies.  Bekah:  Wrestle, spend time together.
18. How are you and your dad the same?  Hannah:  No idea.  Bekah:  We like to wrestle and burp at the table out loud.
19. How are you and your dad different? Hannah:  He has a mustache and I don’t.  Bekah:  He is stronger than I am.
20. How do you know your dad loves you? Hannah: You say you love me.  Bekah:  If I hit my sister, he makes me deal with it-doesn’t just let it go.
21. What does your dad like most about your mom? Hannah:  I can’t answer that.  Too creepy.   (In disgust) You kiss each other.  Bekah:  Mom is solemn and stern.
22. Where is your dad’s favorite place to go? Hannah:  Bodin. Bekah:  Coldstone.
23. How old was your Dad when you were born? Hannah: 24 years old.  Bekah:  30.

Questions about Mommy

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Hannah: I love you  Bekah: I love you
2. What makes mom happy? Hannah: When I obey and when I say I love you.   Bekah:  When I obey and when I help you clean the house.
3. What makes mom sad? Hannah: When I disobey.  Bekah:  When I disobey and we can’t go to a fun place because of that.
4. How does your mom make you laugh? Hannah:  When she does something silly like make faces.   Bekah:   When she plays fun games with me and tickles me.
5. What was your mom like as a child? Hannah:  I don’t know.  Bekah:  Playful, fun and kind.
6. How old is your mom? Hannah:  I don’t know. . . 40’s.  Bekah:   32
7. How tall is your mom? Hannah:  (Looks at height chart) 6 foot  Bekah:  A yard stick and a foot.
8. What is her favorite thing to do? Hannah: Take pictures  Bekah: Spend time with me.
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Hannah:  Clean the house   Bekah: Sleeping, but when you aren’t sleeping, you clean and go shopping.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Hannah:  To help people and take care of them.  You would be a good nurse to be a super hero.  Bekah:  For making GF cookies.
11. What is your mom really good at? Hannah:  Being silly.  Bekah:  Baking
12. What is your mom not very good at? Hannah:  Being mad.  You don’t get mad a lot.  Bekah:  Singing and sneezing, cause you sneeze really loud.  Hatchooie!
13. What does your mom do for a job? Hannah:  Take care of people.  Babies.   Bekah:  Works nights shift taking care of babies.
14.What is your mom's favorite food? Hannah:  Mashed Potatoes and the long green things (asparagus)   Bekah:  Cheese puffs, tritip, artichokes, carrots, asparagus.
15.What makes you proud of your mom? Hannah:  When you take care of me.  You are such a good mom.   Bekah:  She takes good care of us.  When we do something wrong she doesn’t ignore it, she take care of it.  
16. If your mom were a character, who would she be? Hannah:  Mary Poppins  Bekah:  You would make a good rabbit.  Like the one in Winnie the Pooh.  Because his house is clean and that is like mom’s house.  And Mary Poppins too, since she can snap her fingers and clean a room. That is just like you.
17. What do you and your mom do together? Hannah:  Go to the park.   Bekah:  Go out to ice cream, go out to the park and just play together.
18. How are you and your mom the same? Hannah:  We like to take walks together.   Bekah:  We like to sort things and have things in its spot.
19. How are you and your mom different? Hannah:  You are taller than me. Bekah:  I don’t keep my room clean and you do.
20. How do you know your mom loves you? Hannah: You say you love me.  Bekah:  When I get hurt you are there to help me.  You help feed me, have a bed to sleep in and give me clothes.
21. What does your mom like most about your dad? IHannah: That he sleeps with you.   Bekah: That he is inappropriate.   He burps at the table.
22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go? Hannah: On a walk to the park.  Bekah:  To work because you have lots of friends there, the beach and the park to be with us.
23. How old was your Mom when you were born?  Hannah: 24 years old.  Bekah: 32